6. You get a FREE FORM for a $100 discount to the Ragan conference in February. (OK, it's the same one we sent by e-mail, but you've probably never bothered to print it out, and the deadline is coming up)
5. It's been far too long since you hung out with introverted but smart and funny people who have the same bizarre job.
4. You really want to share your favorite tips (a la "30 ideas in 30 minutes"), because you're just that kind of altruistic guy/gal!
3. You need a legitimate professional development-related reason on why you've procrastinated on that one assignment you don't want to do.
2. You get an excuse to stop at the Union Station shops and do a little Xmas shopping.
and
the #1 reason to come to the WSR Brownbag Lunch ....
1. You can quaff free sodas, water, coffee, and chow down on some unbelievably delicious homemade cookies from the AMA's resident chef (so you can even pretend they're healthy!)
So,
hope to see you this Thursday, Dec 13, 12:00-1:00
PM, at 25 Massachusetts Avenue NW -- very near Union Station, so Metro (red line) or park there! The AMA is on the 6th floor -- just tell the security desk guard why you're there, & they'll send you right up.
Merry Christmahanukwanzaakah!
P.S. No need to RSVP in advance -- we have plenty of room in our nifty new conference room. Just bring your lunch, a cool idea or two, and some holiday spirit!

